The Monster Enters Politics
Johan Liebert, the mysterious individual widely known as the Monster, has reportedly announced his candidacy for mayor of Tel Aviv, shocking political observers and people over his political debut.
Johan, who is known for his extraordinary ability to manipulate people without even doing much, has revealed a detailed manifesto to establish a Greater Izrael . Sources close to the campaign say he believes that the people of Tel Aviv are tired of their politicians and says that he will fully establish greater Izrael within 6 months of his power debut.
"People deserve a leader who can control goys" Johan reportedly said, while Johan has clearly not started any plan he has reportedly promised to optimize control over Goyims fully.
He has also promised that he would look into Hypergamy and try solve it for Goyims who are clearly losing in dating market because of it.
Campaign Promises Remain Clear.
Johan's campaign has reportedly focused fully on optimizing surveillance tech , build better systems to surveill Ghaza better , cut any middlemen and save costs on it.
He has also proposed that Yahu technology will expand operations across the universes and also try to control goyims in another universes.
Johan also says that he looks to fund and incentivize child labor across the world and build more cheaper workforce for his dream project.
Who Is Funding the Monster?
Current reports estimate that Johan's campaign is funded by Yakoob (Lord of Agartha) , Yakoob believes he needs more intelligent and benovolent people like Johan in his administration.
When journalists asked about the funding, a spokesperson stated that the campaign was supported by individuals who believe in Johan's vision.
The spokesperson declined to name these individuals as they don't want to make it obvious.
We will continue to write about it and see what comes ahead after the election winners are declared
