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Fictional investigations, satirical stories and completely serious reports about things that never happened.

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Naruto Awards Yahu Corporation 400 Billion Yen Contract for Shinobi Village Iron Dome

Hokage Naruto has sanctioned 400 billion Yen for an Iron Dome system to protect the Shinobi Village from Ōtsutsuki clan and enemies, with Yahu Corporation winning the contract.

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ClosedAI Wants Humans to Fuck Off as Tom Flatman Bids to Replace Yoir With Robots

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Investigation Pieces

ClosedAI Wants Humans to Fuck Off as Tom Flatman Bids to Replace Yoir With Robots

ClosedAI CEO Tom Flatman believes robots should run the entire economy of Yoir, and the company is reportedly bidding across countries to make human workers a thing of the past.

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Phlock Eyes Entry Into Yarye as Zuramp Government Plans Citizen Surveillance

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Investigation Pieces

Phlock Eyes Entry Into Yarye as Zuramp Government Plans Citizen Surveillance

Phlock is looking to enter Yarye in Universe 4 as Zuramp government reportedly explores mass surveillance and detailed citizen profiling.

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Where Did Chini Jr Go? The Devil's Deal Behind His Mysterious Regression

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Investigation Pieces

Where Did Chini Jr Go? The Devil's Deal Behind His Mysterious Regression

After winning two Champions League trophies, Chini Jr reportedly lost his supernatural abilities when an alleged deal with the devil expired.

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