Humans Are Becoming a Problem
ClosedAI, the superintelligence company led by CEO Tom Flatman, is reportedly bidding across multiple countries on planet Yoir to replace human workers with robots and allow machines to run the economy instead.
According to sources familiar with the company's thinking, ClosedAI believes humans have become an unnecessary expense for the modern economy. They demand salaries, take holidays, require sleep, and occasionally ask their managers why they are working 14 hours a day.
Robots, on the other hand, reportedly have no such ambitions.
"They don't need salaries, they don't complain, and they won't ask for a promotion after six months," one industry observer explained. "From a corporate perspective, humans are basically a subscription nobody remembers signing up for."
ClosedAI has allegedly made it clear that its long-term vision is an economy where robots handle everything from manufacturing and transportation to administration and customer service, while humans are encouraged to find something else to do.
Flatman believes that rich people should be able to get more levy on taxes and lower income brackets and middle income brackets need to be taxed more.
Tom Flatman's Grand Vision
CEO Tom Flatman has reportedly been presenting the company's vision to governments and corporate leaders across Yoir, arguing that replacing human labour with robots could make economies more efficient and govt could make more money for themself and could build more data centres and wealth for themselves.
Sources claim Flatman believes the transition should happen as quickly as possible, before humans develop the dangerous habit of asking what happens to their livelihoods, he firmly believes that they need to be kicked out and majority of them are freeloaders.
When asked whether ordinary citizens would still have jobs in his proposed economy, a ClosedAI representative reportedly explained that people would be free to pursue their passions, but they need to comply with govt and closedai and will be monitored 24/7 and will oblige to live under a technocracy.
The representative did not clarify how citizens would pay rent while pursuing those passions but they argued that private equity firms may help them to buy a house from them and then pay mortgage to them.
Flatman, meanwhile, is believed to be negotiating with several governments over large-scale robot deployments. The bidding reportedly includes public services, industrial operations, transport networks, and other sectors where humans have traditionally insisted on being employed.
An Economy Without Economists?
Critics have raised questions about who would purchase goods if most citizens lost their income.
ClosedAI has reportedly not treated this as a major obstacle, with one source suggesting the company expects the economy to become so efficient that people will eventually stop needing money.
Economists contacted for comment were confused, with several asking whether the company had confused economic growth with removing everyone from the economy.
ClosedAI declined to explain further.
Humanity's Notice Period
The company has not announced a final date for its proposed transition, but its international bidding activity suggests the project could expand across Yoir in the coming years.
For now, humans continue going to work, paying bills, and pretending their jobs are secure.While politicans seem more excited by this idea ,where they can make more money and buy more wealth for themselves.
ClosedAI, meanwhile, appears determined to prove that the future economy does not need human workers.
It may eventually discover that robots can run factories, manage supply chains, and operate entire industries.
Unfortunately for humanity, they may also be very good at running an economy in which nobody can afford to buy anything.
